But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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