She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Randomize
