Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Boobs speak an international language.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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