All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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