marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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