isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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