He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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