: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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