I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
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