As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Randomize