my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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