What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
God, I missed his penis.
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