He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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