Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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