Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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