I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Alive.
So much puke
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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