Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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