she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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