i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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