NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
sex in a hospital.. check
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
did i just pee glitter
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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