stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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