Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
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