My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I just want nice things and good sex
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
i think my cat just said my name.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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