I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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