You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
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