i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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