I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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