he wants to bone in the snuggie
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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