Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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