I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize
