normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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