i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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