We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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