Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
It's just like the Real World with babies
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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