in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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