just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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