so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
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