Sponge bath it is.
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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