Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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