Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
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