So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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