dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Randomize
