I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
We need a shit load of segways right now
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
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