so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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