He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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