i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I think your dad took our porno
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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