I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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