Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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