You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
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