i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
40s are totally the cure
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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