Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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