As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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