we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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