My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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