Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Randomize
