He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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