this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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