apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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